Tomorrow is Boss’s Day, so I thought I’d show my appreciation by baking a cake from scratch. Since I’ve done lemonade cake twice, I thought I’d switch things up and go with chocolate. Forgetting, of course, that I can’t bake. “Switching things up” isn’t really an option for me. This photo gives this cake so much more credit than it deserves. You should see this thing. The cakes broke apart coming out of the pans. Even the frosting couldn’t disguise the holes. No way am I taking this thing to work. This doesn’t say “I appreciate you.” This says “I want you to suffer. A lot.”

Hope Daily Bread opens early. Looks like I need a Plan B.