To stop traffic on a major thoroughfare, apparently.

Seriously, this happened on my way home from dinner this evening. From a distance, I thought a fallen tree was blocking the road. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was the world’s largest goose family play date, casually, nonchalantly, unhurriedly, noisily strolling and pooping its way through traffic. Zero urgency, zero fear.  

My jaw is still dropped.