I’m Not a Turkey, I am Cracking Up

In light of upcoming holiday dinner preparations, the second grade students at my church’s school are doing their part to help turkeys escape their fate by giving them disguises. This had me laughing out loud in the hallway as I passed through. Oh my gracious, these are priceless. Enjoy a sampling below.

batman

batman-turkey

“I’m not a turkey, I am Batman. On Thanksgiving Day, he’ll be saving the world. He will be at work. He will put bad guys in jail.”

ninja-turkey

“I’m not a turkey. I’m a ninja. On Thanksgiving Day, he’ll be at the beach surfboarding and suntanning. He will also be making sandcastles that will be very big.”

francis-turkey

“I’m not a turkey. I’m St. Francis. On Thanksgiving Day, he’ll be at my aunt’s house.”

princess-turkey

“I’m not a turkey. I’m a princess. On Thanksgiving Day, she’ll be inviting her family and friends. They will have lots of fun. They will go outside and play. Mia will ask her friends to play tag. After all the fun, her friends will have to go home.”

turkey-hunter

“I’m not a turkey. I’m a hunter. On Thanksgiving Day, he’ll be at Eckart’s apple orchard.”

santa-turkey

“I’m not a turkey. I’m Santa Claus. On Thanksgiving Day, he’ll be lots of cookies with milk. He will be watching to see who is naughty or nice.”

turkey-time-traveler time-machine-turkey

“I am not a turkey. I am a time traveler. On Thanksgiving Day, he’ll be saved from very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very hungry humans.”

mary-turket

“I’m not a turkey. I am Mary the mother of Jesus. On Thanksgiving Day, she’ll be feeding baby Jesus turkey for dinner. She also be baking apple pie for dessert. I think Mary will enjoy spending time with her family on Thanksgiving.” 

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