What is it about these sweet, happy little Yuletide chocolate bears that brings out the meanie vandal in some people?

Last year, it was the big bears on the store shelf. Those aren’t eye patches, folks.

This year, the little guys got it, albeit not as blatant or pirate-like.
But still.
Who’s gonna want Mr. Flat Face in the upper right?

At least the seemingly unsquishable guys below have made it through post-Black Friday chaos unscathed.
Too stinking funny.
Please let there be Star Wars Angry Birds ornaments next year. I want to see the pig wearing Darth Vader’s helmet wearing a Santa hat. C’mon…how awesome would THAT be??