From a fun Halloween display at the store down the street this afternoon.

And in a stunning display of delusional self-confidence, the pharmacist in the aforementioned store was spotted wearing a spandex Superman costume. And lemme tell ya, the only thing left to our imagination was what the actual thought process was that was used when it was decided that this costume was a good idea. I always wondered what type of guy would be in the market for a Speedo. Now I’m pretty sure I have a good idea. 

What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap.

What does a child ghost call her mom and dad? Transparents. 

Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos. 

Can I have my Snicker’s now?