Photos don’t do this justice. This van stuck out like a sore thumb for so many reasons. For starters, it’s not often that you see a vehicle parked in front of Frontenac’s Nieman Marcus that is being held together with duct tape and hope. But mostly, this van caught my attention because of it’s faux greenery lining the roof and the Santa heads hanging in each window. It’s like a deleted scene from Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation in which Cousin Eddie tried to decorate his vehicle in the driveway of Clark Griswold’s house. Tacky to the point of being uncomfortable.